Para rir um pouquinho: Funny laws in the USA

Domingo, Junho 28, 2009

Oi Gente!
Ontem eu estava na minha aula de American History e a professora comentou sobre algumas leis nos Estados Unidos e acabamos descobrindo milhares de leis super engracadas e totalmente sem sentido, sao verdadeiras, a real e' que essas leis sao muito, muito, muito antigas e na verdade foram esquecidas no codigo penal, obviamente nao sao cobradas, aposto que tem gente que nem sabe delas, morri de rir, mas tem muitas pra ler, sao 50 estados neh e cada um com suas proprias leis entao nao deu pra mim ver tudo, mas vou colocar algumas aqui pra vcs verem.
Ah! Amanha eu devo postar pra contar as ultimas que na verdade nao sao muitas, alias nem tem novidades... nao mas enfim, to morando em Cape Cod com a minha host family nesse verao, entao se alguem vier pra ca' me avisa pq eu to sem amigos aqui, to em West Dennis. Mas amanha eu posto sobre Cape Cod.
Enfim, as leis engracadas:
MASSACHUSETTS STATE LAWS:
  • At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
  • Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked
  • Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.
  • All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday.
  • Hunting on Sundays is prohibited.
  • It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.
  • A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
  • No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
  • Tattooing and body piercing is illegal.
  • Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.
  • Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder.
  • Quakers and witches are banned.
  • Bullets may not be used as currency

NEW YORK STATE LAWS:

  • Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
  • You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.
  • It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing.
  • Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.
  • A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
  • It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.
  • The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
  • A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
  • While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

IN IDAHO: It's illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.

Tem varias engracadas, se quiserem ver mais http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/

Beijos,

Michelle

6 comentários:

Paula Junho 29, 2009 1:24 PM  

"It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath."

Essa lei definitivamente deveria voltar a ser cobrada!!!!

Bjos

May Junho 29, 2009 1:54 PM  

Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes. Só me faltava essa... olha kids vcs podem acabar com seu pulmão e morrer bem mais cedo, mas comprar n pode! hauhauahuah

A woman can not be on top in sexual activities. Como assim!? Quem ia ficar fiscalizando? ahuahuahuahuahau

Chorei de rir! CPost muito bom e leis, como vc disse, non sense.
hauahahuahua

Bjs mi

* Jú * Junho 29, 2009 3:43 PM  

hahahahahha.. adoreiii o post!!

Morri de rir aqui!! :)

beijosss

Ly* Junho 29, 2009 4:55 PM  

VOLTAY! yayyy haha d:

Hane Junho 30, 2009 12:49 AM  

eu gostei dessa It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.

hauhaihaiuahiahiahaiuhaiuhaiuhaiha

LOL


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luandinha =) Junho 30, 2009 11:28 PM  

a melhor eh a do rifle na igreja hahahaha que no notion cara..
concordo com a menina de cima que a do banho deveria ser cobrada, varioos cidadaos quebrando a lei..rs
bjoos

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